Category Archives: bacon

International Bacon Day (and not the Kevin kind)

Homer: I’ll have the smiley face breakfast special. Uhh, but could you add a bacon nose? Plus bacon hair, bacon mustache, five o’clock shadow made of bacon bits and a bacon body. Waitress: How about I just shove a pig … Continue reading

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Literary Tuesday – Saltwater Buddha

A light quest for Zen and the perfect wave.  Left me thirsty.  It’s the saltwater.  Seriously, it’s a shame I’m so wimpy about the cold water because I’m looking forward to getting back out there (and hopefully, on a wave) … Continue reading

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Blah blah blog

Lazy Sunday.  Slept in.  Sunday papers.  Old man CBS morning show.  Watched old man Favre knock off the annoying Dallas Cowboys.  He’s pretty inspirational for an old dude.  Almost made me want to get up off the couch.  But as … Continue reading

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Stream of Consciousness

Writer’s block.  Block of writers.  Block head.  Charlie Brown.  Ruth Brown.  Babe Ruth.  Babe the pig.  Bacon.  And eggs.  Ham and eggs.  Ham and cheese.  Cheese pizza.  Pizza pie.  Apple pie.  Pineapple.  Pine tree.  Pine Top Perkins.  Tree top.  Top … Continue reading

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