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TJ’s Terrific Travels and Terrible Travails

After spending several years basking in the desert sun, our intrepid hero has returned for another trek through the foreboding fiscal canyons.  With a Scylla named Wall to his left and a Charybdis named Broad to his right, TJ bravely … Continue reading

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Happy Erf Day

When I left my house, at 4:57 am, my car-mometer said 44 degrees.  WTF?

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Happy St. Humprey’s Day (sllightly lesser known than Patrick’s day)

From TV’s Parenthood: Son:  I got something in my house … it’s a possom …rat ….racoon…i don’t know something Dad:  call an exterminator Son:  it’s personal Dad:  personal? Son:  yeah, every night he’s up on the roof making noise right … Continue reading

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Beware the Ides of March

The tIDES are stirring up tsunamis VP BIDEn is pissing off the Israelis PrIDE is one of seven sins IDEologues are idiots

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list Monday, a request

One hen Two ducks Three squawking geese Four limerick oysters Five corpulent porpoises Six pair of Don Alverzo’s tweezers Seven thousand Macedonians in full battle array Eight brass monkeys from the ancient sacred crypts of Egypt Nine apathetic, sympathetic, diabetic, … Continue reading

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Happy Pi Day

Ode to Bald Spaghetti Vests do not have sleeves. Trees would be bare without leaves. I don’t want Joe Namath’s knees. Please pass the parmesan cheese.

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And now for a segue…

Went to Newport todayto ride on a Segway.I rode it near and farto Corona Del Mar.I rode it far and nearout along the wooden pier. Far, nearkept it in first gear.Near, farstopped for a Balboa bar. Far, near, here, there,I … Continue reading

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